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But before you start making any big decisions, let me tell you some things that will help you as you learn to move your body in ways that will upset older people. In English, these books are called romance novels. But in most Romance languages, any kind of novel is called a romance, not just romance novels. Romance languages are called Romance languages because they come from the language that people used to speak in Rome, before Rome was invaded by the Goths.

The Goths learned to write after invading the Roman Empire, but they did not write Gothic novels. Gothic novels were a type of novel written during the Romantic period, which followed the neoclassical period, which was influenced by the Roman Empire, which is why styles of the neoclassical period are called Empire.

Another style of the neoclassical period is the Regency style, and novels set during this period are called Regency romances. Regency romances never have sex in them. Other romance novels have sex in them, and they are still called romance novels, unless there is a lot of sex, and then it is called erotica.

If it has even more sex in it, and less romance, it is called pornography, unless it is literary fiction, in which case it is just called fiction. Literary fiction is a genre of fiction which is not genre fiction. All the literary fiction that was ever written is called Western literature, and the first Western literature was written by a man named Homer, who was blind. Western literature does not include westerns, which are a genre of fiction set in the American West, and always have cowboys and sometimes have Indians.

Americans write westerns, and lately a lot of Indians write novels. Novels written by Indians are always literature. The Western Lit Survival Kit is smart and funny, sweet and savory, smooth and chewy, an entertaining romp through the Western canon with a sly and savvy guide. And that is certainly part, but far from all, of the truth. Generations of European boys were raised on Homer. Just saying. Half the fun here is quibbling with her choices and tinkering with her rating system: How important are the books considered?

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